Pecans may just be the most glamorous nut.
I mean, hazelnuts may sound a lot more ritzy, but those portly little guys are as ugly as peanuts (and those guys are actually beans – ew)
Pecans are beautiful – their sleek wood like shell is gorgeous and the inner nut meat couldn’t be more chic if it was designed by Frank Gehry
If pecans were a person they would be Lisa Bonet
I had a little mini pecan pie on this National Pecan Pie Day
It was store bought and not vegan and not fresh and not good
But that seems to be the thing about this celebrating project – a lot of things are just awful. Just trying to dance in the rain over here