National Chicken Soup for the Soul Day
This a day to celebrate a book series compiled by two motivational speakers. They just took a bunch of other peoples stories and put ’em in between some gaudy covers and boom – net worth $60 Million.
Just shoot me
HIRE A GRAPHIC DESIGNER OH FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS LORD GOD
Anyway, I shan’t be celebrating these fools today.
I will be honouring real Chicken Soup for the Soul – chicken soup that doesn’t require the senseless murder of an innocent chicken.
I made lentil soup
You too, can make some Chicken Soup for the Soul! All you’ll need is:
- 1 onion
- 5 cloves of garlic
- 2 cups vegetable broth
- 1 can diced tomatoes
- 4 stalks of celery
- 2 carrots, diced
- 1 head of broccoli
- 1/3 cup of quinoa
- 3 leafs of kale, diced
- 1/2 cup of lentils
- fresh cracked pepper
- 1/2 tablespoon of cayenne
And there you have it, Chicken Soup for the Soul, instead of Chicken Soup for the Soul-less… which you’d have to be to eat a little chicken