December 29 – Day 264

Falling immediately after National Chocolate Candy Day, conspicuously enough, National Get On The Scales Day was everything I dreamt it would be… and more

I found some scales… and got on them

Weighed around 150 pounds by the looks of it.

Fine by me.

In my adulthood I’ve been as low as 129 pounds (and was skeletal), and I’ve been 166 pounds (looked ‘soft’ in the face and couldn’t fit into a single pair of jeans).

It’s a pretty good range .. according to this graph ( I’m 5’8.5″)

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so not worried about it and could care less really

 

 

December 20 – Day 355

I am partial to a pitcher of sangria from time to time. James and I once had a pitcher in Costa Rica that cost us $70 USD that left a foul taste in our mouth.. but apart from that, it’s been nothing but a good time

It’s a simple cocktail and a great way to rid yourself of a bottle of sub par wine

On National Sangria Day, I made a simple sangria involving a cheap red wine, brandy, orange juice, mint leaves, and an assortment of fruit – including blackberries for drama

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December 19 – Day 354

For National Oatmeal Muffin Day, I whipped up a batch of ‘my’ muffins.

By ‘my’ muffins, I mean, I didn’t really follow a recipe, I just followed my heart

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This batch involved flax seed, peanut butter, oats, salt, baking soda, OAT MEAL, chocolate chips, salt, maple syrup, slivered almonds … the usual vegan suspects

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They turned out pretty good !

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December 18 – Day 353

National I Love Honey Day falls so close to it’s sugar syrup cousin National Maple Syrup Day, I’m suspicious

I don’t think I can back to back talk about sugar liquids, to be honest IMG_8894.JPG

It’s a lot to ask.. but I did celebrate the fuck out of it by artfully spilling it on the counter for these pictures!

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December 16 – Day 351

I spoke too soon, last post, when I said I thought the last of my sucrose laden national holiday themes were coming to an end.

National Chocolate Covered Anything prompted one last kick at the proverbial sugar ridden cat for me!

Chocolate covered Twizzlers!

Just look at the sun beaming in on these teeth rotting little treats.. they were pretty good

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December 13 – Day 348

December 13 is National Hot Cocoa Day 

Nabbed myself a coconut milk hot cocoa from a nearby coffee shop. The barista went through great pains to make a beautiful latte tulip design, but FILLED THE JESUS THING TO THE BRIM LEAVING ME NO CHOICE BUT TO SPILL THE BITCH ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN SAUCER WHEN I PICKED IT UP

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JUST LOOK AT IT! What a nightmare.

December 12 – Day 347

I feel bad for these fuckers. Thank goodness they have their own national holiday. National Poinsettia Day. The are a one time of year plant/flower.  They, allegedly, contribute upwards of $250,000,000 to the U.S. economy-at the wholesale level. After Christmas, I don’t even know what happens to them. But they are a plant just like any other and because of their strong ties to Christmas, are trendy once a year. Sin.

Oh also, they aren’t that poisonous to cats and dogs. That’s a myth just like those DO NOT EAT silica packages that come in your shoes and sometimes vitamins. It’s just like, don’t eat them. You won’t die. But it won’t be delicious.

Anyway, here is a photo I took of poinsettias for National Poinsettia Day.

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December 7 – Day 342

Cotton Candy was one of my favourite things as a kid. I used to love when ‘the fair’ (Thomas Amusements) would come to town so I could get my paws on it

It was also my favourite scent – any lip gloss or perfume or shampoo that smelled like it was a total shut-up-and-take-my-money moment

I didn’t even know where to find cotton candy for National Cotton Candy Day

Luckily Bulk Barn came through in a pinch

As an adult, who is not nearly as sugar crazed, I now get to see it for the beautiful, colourful cloud-like bundle of aesthetic wonder that it is

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This lot looks like sparrow

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This one looks like a cumulus cloud

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This one a cirrus cloud

I feel like I could start an Instagram all about it – shapes of cotton candy, the modern day Rorschach test