After my gruelling weekend of camper van drama, I was rescued by Meg and Ashley. They were able to cheer my up with a functioning air conditioned vehicle, craft beer and adventure, which included a trip to Kangaroo Creek Farm in Kelowna
Not usually one for animals in captivity, I threw morality out the window at the chance to see my first kangaroo as well as a chance to celebrate National Wildlife Day with pizazz!
This is Meg groping an emu
This is a kangaroo just hopping around
This is a kangaroo just lying around
This is me taking a selfie with a kangaroo
This is a kangaroo sitting like it’s on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition
This is me getting on the level with the kangaroos
This is me continuing to be on the level with the kangaroos
This is me and some unknown creature that I let crawl on me
We then saw a guy wearing a confederate flag hat who had children and we were like what kind of fucked up zoo is this?? and left
But not without washing our hands 😉
National Pet Rock Day went as well as one would hope
I whipped out some rose quartz, some regular quartz and some chalcopyrite in hopes of giving my real pet some much needed company … as well as emitting equally as needed healing energy, as these particular healing stones are apt to do
Despite Rose Quartz’s ability to promote love and friendship, nothing seemed to jive
I’m not sure if there was some sort of communication barrier – they all are deaf…
In the end, Duncan ended up being a total Beyonce about everything and I had to put the gang away
Months ago… which feels like years ago, I was walking Duncan along a the Arbutus Greenway where there lives a community garden. A place I always internally remark as a ‘thing I should do someday’ which I will never do.
There was a bin of sorts with a “Take as much as you like” sign on it and long branches and sprigs of bay leaf in it
I grabbed several stickfuls and brought them home and let them dry out
I’ve thrown them in soup, chilli, curry, and pasta …because I literally have no idea what they actually taste like and have thousands on hand
For National More Herbs Less Salt Day, I thought I’d bust them out and use them in the chilli I made as meal prep for the week that lay ahead
It went as usual, I threw them in the pot and the chilli tasted delicious. Who can say if it is the bay leaves, all or any of the other ingredients, or sheer talent ?
I also tried burning them as one burns sage or incense … and didn’t get much out of the ordeal
International Burger Day !
This is one of those holidays I would compartmentalize in the ‘recurring’ category. This guy has been showing up under slightly different guises ( see National Veggie Burger Day and National Hamburger Day and pending National Cheeseburger Day ) and I keep falling for it.
This was my first time at Tera V Burgers , which is just a few blocks away and entirely vegan and I was always curious about but could never commit.
I nabbed this guy before heading to see one of my ALL time favourite bands, The Descendents. ( ALL in all caps is a clever pun if you are familiar with their discography and side projects but I’m presuming no one reading this is.. mainly because I’m presuming no one is reading this, Sean Spicer Period).
It was great – both the burger then the show. One of those days that’s easy to celebrate
National Sponge Cake Day
Because it is not my ‘cake of choice’, shall we say, I opted for the lazy man’s method of celebrating this often overlooked holiday
Popped into the local grocery store and picked up a box of Twinkies
I think I may have had a Twinkie or two in the past, but it was most assuredly not a regular part of my diet or childhood, and I was quite curious to see if they were as putrid as my memory painted them.
The jarring, teeth aching sweetness was harmoniously balanced with the putrid flavours of sulfuric acid and ethylene!
My memory served me well, this time, it seemed.
After eating one and photographing the rest, I promptly put them in the Food Bank, a true hero.
Apparently they have beef in them, so they aren’t even vegetarian, for the record. Gag. ( I found this out after eating one, by the way)
Happy National Sponge Cake Day !!
Fucking National Eat A Peach Day people
I mean, the pictures look amazing though
… almost as though
….you’d never know
… that there were no ripe peaches to be had so I had to buy this hard as rock mother fucker just to hack it up then throw it in the garbage for this stupid blog, eh?
For National Poet’s Day, I drudged up from the darkness the poem “Gone From My Sight” by Henry Van Dyke to share with you all
My dad’s lifelong friend, Derrick, gave him a book with this poem in it when Sarah died.
I remember him reading it to the clergy woman who was going to run Sarah’s funeral when we were trying to ‘plan’ it (disaster)
My father reading this poem to the women who was to lead his daughters funeral was one of the most profoundly saddest moments of my life
Then during the ceremony, Sarah’s best friend Anne-Marie was the one who read it to the congregation and it came across much more jovial and less tragic, likely because the ceremony was so ridiculous
Sarah’s mother in law and her undiagnosed histrionic personality disorder had suggested ‘Canon in D major’ or some shit as a song for the ceremony because according to her, two year old Rowan, who’s actual favourite song at the time was Chandelier by Sia, said it was ‘her favourite piece of music’. So they played it on a cassette player and it was scratchy as fuck and insane
There was also a keyboardist stuffed into the middle of the crowd who couldn’t play and all the songs seriously sounded like this
And then we all went to Jungle Jim’s for nachos and it was the weirdest experience of my life.
National Chocolate Pecan Pie Day!!
Went to this obscure place because Yelp told me to and I have blind faith
Brought it home, ate it, and then proceeded to die from sugar crash. That’s why this post is so late y’all. For real.
August 13th, National Prosecco Day, didn’t quite get celebrated the way you’d think
Instead of sipping bubbly or knocking back mimosas, I spent the day in a line up to be served by The Soup Nazi
Larry Thomas, the Emmy nominated actor who played The Soup Nazi on the Seinfeld episode “The Soup Nazi”, was dishing out soup in New Westminster to fundraise for the BC wildfires
The line up was backed up around the block
We waited for hours and hours
In light of recent events in Charlottesville, we sort of felt weird about honouring anyone with ‘nazi’ in their title
But in the end, the opportunity to meet such an iconic figure overrode the moral turmoil and we stuck it out
Luckily they had a vegan option so I didn’t have to get yelled at
He even let Duncan in.. although he was completely unmoved by his cuteness
And yadda yadda yadda, National Prosecco Day was done
National Play In The Sand Day
It was still smoggy and hazy in Vancouver, but warm and sunny so Duncan and I hit the beach – the Kitsilano Dog beach
I directed Duncan to play in the sand, but as well all know he is deaf