October 10 – Day 284

Once upon a time,  I made a sick Drake Cake for my bff Steph’s birthday

This National Cake Decorating Day, I accomplished no such feat

Here is a lousy time lapse video of the artist at work

This is the end result

Yes, white chocolate chips haphazardly stuck onto a store bought chocolate cake

October 9 – Day 283

National Beer and Pizza Day 

Beer and pizza- a match made in heaven

A food combination so good, I feel any words I choose will do their relationship no justice

T’was Virtuous Pie and Stella Artois, united as one in my belly, not just for a day, but for eternity

October 8 – Day 282

 

I had no idea pierogis were spelled that way until today –National Pierogi Day 

I barely recall ever eating pierogis before
I definitely have never made them before
Rather than get carried away with making dough and boiling potatoes, I bought some in the frozen section of Whole Foods

They are, simply put, potato filled dumplings.
The ultimate white people food.
White on white.

…These had cheddar in them which made them a little orange.

I boiled them from frozen for 5 minutes, then sprinkled salt and pepper on them.

There was something flesh-like about them, in colour and texture.
Very plain.
I ate five and felt full but malnourished.

September 26 – Day 270

September 26 is National Dumpling Day 

Hi-Nippon on my block makes a mean gyoza, which I am going to interpret as a dumpling for the sake of  this post ( sake was in italics as it was Japanese cuisine pun, for you uncultured swine out there)

I went there an had myself an order

To the best of my knowledge and experience, they were perfect

Sometimes foods like this can be so greasy but these guys at Hi-Nippon do a fantastic job

September 25 – Day 269

National Binge Day 

Watch the fuck out, darlings.
Got me some real deal nachos (no Daiya cheese pour moi merci beacoup ) and said

and ate til I felt reasonably sick

 

September 21 – Day 265

National Pecan Cookie Day

While not tremendously popular, they still, somehow, warrant a national holiday

Good for you, Pecan Cookie!
I did my best to source a pure pecan cookie- one that was just cookie and pecan, but they are hard to come by… but I did find some Pecan chocolate chip cookies at the super cute bakery that’s near my elementary school practicum

They had both white and milk chocolate chips in them… and were  a bit hard as they were ‘day olds’ as they call ’em the biz (meaning they are a day old). Whatever, I’m grateful for any reason to wail on a bag of cookies, can I get an amen up in here?

September 19 part II – Day 263

So apparently Sarah & Melvin’s birthday is National Butterscotch Pudding Day 

Too bad neither of them are around to comment on the ‘coincidence’

Imma go out on a limb and guess that neither of them were crazy about the mucous like substance

I picked up a 4 pack at No Frills (should I even bother capitalizing no frills? def against brand ) having not tried the stuff since circa grade four….

…aaaaaand it more or less exactly as my memory provides

gross…but not TOTALLY gross… only half gross…. like if you were coming up with new forms of torture as the new intern at Guantanamo Bay you probably wouldn’t bother trying to implement it’s use….  but that’s as much flattery as I can muster at the moment

September 18 – Day 261

Oh man:

National Cheeseburger Day 

Yeah yeah yeah, quelle surprise, non?

Well, FYI, The Market (mother fuckin’ ) Grill at the Granville Island public market is positively deadly

Mondays are a long haul day for me – class all morning, all afternoon, and capped off by a practicum placement on the other side of the city

So I indulged in a regular strength cheeseburger (veganism out the window for the cause) to power me through this Monday

Perfection as always !

September 16 – Day 259

Saturday night – had to work- as usual

I was able to weasel my way out of closing, though, which always brings me great joy.

I feel like I really accomplished something if I can manoeuvre someone else into staying till close while I hop in the jeep and peel out of wherever I’ve illegally parked for the past three hours

It’s the simple things, I suppose

And because I was off early, I was able to pop by my friend Steph’s house and have some chips and dip for National Guacamole Day !

I got the good shit from Whole Foods. I like it because it is very avocadoey… like you can see smushy chunks in there

It paired nicely with the $4 wine Steph got at Trader Joe’s in the states

I also boosted the cover photo from National Corn Chip day, back in January, when this blog seemed like a great idea!!

 

 

September 14 – Day 257

National Cream Filled Donut Day!!!

As you can imagine, I was counting down the days to this particular national holiday.

Not that I was reserving eating a cream filled donut for this day, as I will eat a cream filled donut any damn day I please.

Cartem’s September vegan friendly special is a Purple Yam (Ube Halaya)


Ube Halaya stuffed yeast donut with milk glaze and dolce de leche drizzle

I’m guessing they use some sort of milk alternative but neglected to put it in their description

I made sure to get there at juuuuussst the right time (can’t go too early, as they may not have been delivered, can’t go too late as they will sell out… 11:15 is a good try) to pick one up for National Cream Filled Donut Day

Well I gotta be honest, it was not my jam.

Potato stuffed donut is just too far down the slippery slope of starches for me, people.

I toughed it out but am looking forward to what their October offerings bring