Day 112 – April 22

National Jelly Bean Day

More sugar, red dye & artificial flavouring for me!

I must trudge on I suppose

I went to a little locally owned candy shop on 4th Avenue and bought vanilla bean & strawberry cheesecake flavoured jelly beans

Then I went to work, met up with a coworker for a drink, went to a strip club, blew all my money, and got home at 3 am

 

 

Day 111 – April 21

April 21 = Bulldogs Are Beautiful Day

Now if this day wasn’t perfectly designed for me, I don’t know what one is.

My dogs, Herman & Duncan, are the cutest ones in the whole universe

There really isn’t much to say about it… it’s just a simple fact really

I’ll let the pictures speak for themselves

(Herman swimming)

(Herman’s biological sister, Thayla, & Duncan)

(Duncan and his biological cousin, Grant)

Day 110 – April 20

 

Holy Smokes is Day 110
This shit be cray
I can’t believe I’m still at this racket

Summer is in the air here in Vancouver… sorta.
Macroscopical gusts of it, at least.

April 20 is a doozy

It’s 4:20, National Lima Bean Respect Day, National Look Alike Day, National Pineapple Upside Down Day, National High Five and National Cheddar Fries Day

Not much of a pot smoker.
I respect the shit out of Lima Beans every. damn. day
My closest look alike is Celine Dion
Pineapple Cake is gross.
Herman gives the best high fives but is far away (Duncan is useless at them)

So I’m stuck with Cheddar Fries.

Fine by me.
Now the conundrum is how to make them vegan so I don’t have to eat cow puss.

It was relatively easy

All you need is :

  • 1 large potato
  • salt
  • pepper
  • chilli powder
  • 1 carrot
  • 1 small potato
  • 1/4 cup cashews (pre soaked)
  • 2 tablespoons nutritional yeast
  • 2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar
  • 1 tablespoon coconut oil
  • 1 tablespoon lemon juice
  • pinch of salt

Preheat oven to 375. Slice the large potato into wedges. Soak in water for about ten minutes. Drain and pat dry then toss in olive oil, salt and chilli powder. Place on baking sheet and roast for 25 minutes.

Dice and boil the carrot and potato. Then in a blender or food processor combine the rest of the ingredients, adding water if need be.

When both parties are ready, combine!

It was pretty delicious although hard to get a good photograph because it was more or less hideous.