National Hurray for Buttons Day
Not gonna lie, it’s pretty hard for an amateur writer such as myself to sensationalize a story about buttoning up my new shirt when there have been murders and near death experiences in recent history.
But I will try
I buttoned up my new blouse full of pug-Boston-Terrier-type dogs that I got at Maison de Simon’s (my fave store besides Winners… and local stores, but I’m no hero)
It was great, what can I say. Without these wonderful inventions, I would have to walk around with my chest exposed.
Which shouldn’t be a big deal in 2017.
But I digress.